Because Evil-Masterminds are a thing.

I feel kind of bad for the Earth..
This OC is not mine, but a friend named RazorTim.
I'm sure you've heard of him. ;;

I was showing him some doodles I did and he said there weren't enough weasels- So there you go.
WEASELSUPTHEBUM- Weasels in your face. cough.